Aaron and Frank

First of all, we would like to wish everyone a Happy New Year!

Hopefully everyone had as good of a time as I did. For this years calendar end, I was in New York doing everything but watching the ball drop.

The night was too crazy to waste the ten minutes required to watch the ball drop on television, and getting to Time Square would have been even more of a hassle. Therefore, my friends and I decided to spend the night the way countless others do, drinking.

My night was grand. Starting with Smirnoff my complete and utter sense of judgment was washed away. A sense of judgment impaired so much that I was kicked out of a bar. A bar that didn’t serve me the drink in this picture with its beautiful straw wrappers that look like flowers. No, this bar was called Off the Wagon, and I was kicked out merely for asking if I could get a girl a drink (In a fake Asian accent). The reason was that my friends and I wanted to know how unsexy the Asian accent really is. Unfortunately, the girl happened to be friends with someone who thought of me as a threat (WOW). This someone knew someone who worked at the bar who called another someone to escort me out. The reason being that I was “swaying.”

I’m sorry Off the Wagon, you are a terrible bar where the bouncers sway and then tell the customers that they are swaying. I didn’t know the bar scene and New York and should never have walked into your 40 dollar open bar filled with men of zero confidence. I like sweeter smelling bars. I’m sorry again Off the Wagon, but I won’t go on. You’re not worth the rant.

Hope everyone is safe. My new year’s resolution is to come up with better toasts.

~Frank

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