I’ve been meaning to push out a few reviews for everyone just to get a little summer action going, but as it turned out this summer has been even busier than the last months of school.

Today I was just approving of the comments that have been left when I thought it was prime time for a post to get back into things. Unfortunately, I stared at the sad lonely can of Natural Light in my fridge and just couldn’t do it. I couldn’t do it for a number of reasons, but the main reason was that I just didn’t feel like it.

For those of you who are worried that Frank may not have that urge to drink anymore, have no fear. I was not in the mood solely because I was tired. Wait for the weekend. It will be the birthday of a friend of mine that I don’t know if I’m allowed to say the name of. But if you really must know: he was there the first time I drank, he was there when I chugged everclear, he was there when I got kicked out of a bar, and he was there when I woke up in the Cavalier Inn 3rd floor hallway.

So if I don’t die, then I will have a story and picture for you guys after this weekend. As always, cheers.

~Frank

Jagermeister: 0/2 Flaming Shots

Shot: Very rough to take a shot of. It has a licorice flavor that persists through the burn and aftertaste.

Jager + Orange Juice: This isn’t that bad. The licorice flavor comes out a bit, but the burning is completely gone. Word-to-the-wise, don’t smell this. 2.5/5

Jager + Sunny Delight: This drink goes down smoother but the flavor is not as good as the OJ. 2/5

Jager+ Lemonade: This drink was like a sour licorice stick. There is, however, zero burn. 2/5

Jager + Apple Juice: Guest Tongue Shyaam, “I could chug this.” There truthfully is no burn, and the taste is pretty decent. the licorice and apple flavors fuse together and make a new strange flavor. 2.5/5

Jager + Fruit Punch: Once again, licorice flavoring added to the juice in question. This is either a hit or miss drink. Some people will love it while others won’t. 4/5

Jager + Tonic: No one in their right mind… 0/5

Jager + Club Soda: It has zero use value. Unless you are trying to be unpopular. 0.5/5

Jager + Sprite: It’s a very intriguing flavor. We wouldn’t suggest it’s good though. Its interesting the way these two flavors combine. 1.5/5

Jager + Fresca: A surprising turnaround after the sprite. This drink has a good flavor to it. The harshness of the Jager and Fresca disappear, leaving the best parts of both. 4.5/5

Jager + Coke: This mixture is probably most suitable for cleaning drains. 0/5

Jager + Root Beer: This really just deadens the taste of the root beer. It’s very average tasting. 2.5/5

(Note: As always we love to hear back from our dedicated readers. Please feel free to post a comment on a blog, if you’ve tried any of these drinks or if you have your own mixer that you’d like us to try.)

Price Range: ~$9 for a six pack

Size: 12 oz

Alcohol Content: 4.8%

Dos Equis is one of our absolute favorite beers. It is a very versatile beer that can be consumed in almost any venue. It has a light, crisp flavor, signature of most good amber ales. The fact that “the most interesting man in the world” drinks Dos Equis as well makes this drink all the better. As the commercials suggest, this drink has a charismatic personality. Not many people dislike the drink, and many people love it. If the taste is a little too heavy for your liking, we suggest adding a lime into the beer or trying other beers from this label. It’s worth it!

Rating: 2.5/5

Price Range: ~ $6 for a six pack

Size: 12 oz

Alcohol Content: 4.3%

This beer is the better version of a Bud Light. It is smooth and easy to drink. While the drink is very crisp and refreshing, it doesn’t offer much else. It is low calorie, which probably means a lot of the taste has been filtered out leaving us with that watery form of beer. However, for being only 99 calories, its personality makes it seem like more. That being said, there are classier beers that also fall within the $6 price range. Overall, it is a good drink that won’t get you fat. It is great for a nice relaxing spring day, when you don’t want that beer belly on your mind.

After inhaling my first two bottles everything I couldn’t stop myself from drinking the rest. They just taste so sweet!

If you have never had an ice cold Mike’s hard candy on a Monday night then you are missing out, big time. Not only for the novelty of the idea, but because of the immense pleasure you think you are experiencing when you down these bottles in the double digits. There are no negative repercussions so far, just happy taste buds and silly thoughts.

Lets hope I never learn my lesson, but at the earliest it will be tomorrow morning when the real world tells me that being lazy is not on the agenda for the day.

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Rating: 1.5/5

Price Range: Under 3$

Size: 23.5 oz

Alcohol Content: 12%

If you are craving the taste of a blue raspberry jolly rancher, and don’t really care if alcohol is involved, we would suggest you buy Jolly Ranchers. Four Loko is not to be toyed around with. Four Loko, which is by Phusion Products Inc. of Chicago, is a fruit flavored carbonated drink that definitely gives you your bang for your buck. It is stronger than one would expect from a malt beverage, but isn’t too strong that it makes the drink unbearable on its own. The fruity flavor helps to leave an aftertaste closely akin to wine, which can either be good or bad depending on the person.We recommend it be handled by experienced drinkers as it probably will get you near the avenue between tipsy and drunk. Multiple cans will render one useless for a good while. It’s 23.5 ounces of 12% bad.

We recently had around 2 feet of snow, and decided to play around in it. In a drunken act of recklessness, I decided it would be a good idea to jump in the snow near naked and film it. Enjoy

~Frank